Nepali Funny Jokes
केटीहरु बिहे भर जाँदा किन रुन्छन ?
केटा केटीलाई सोध्दै : तिमी केटीहरु बिहे भएर जाँदा किन रुन्छौ ?
केटी : अनि के त …. आफ्नो घर बाट लगेर तलाई अर्काको घरमा भाडा माझ्न, लुगा धुन, घर सफा गर्न लगायो भने…. त के नाच्छस ?
Nepali Funny Jokes
केटीहरु बिहे भर जाँदा किन रुन्छन ?
केटा केटीलाई सोध्दै : तिमी केटीहरु बिहे भएर जाँदा किन रुन्छौ ?
केटी : अनि के त …. आफ्नो घर बाट लगेर तलाई अर्काको घरमा भाडा माझ्न, लुगा धुन, घर सफा गर्न लगायो भने…. त के नाच्छस ?
Nepali Funny Jokes
Maya pareko kahi samaya paxi kta ra kti ko bichod bhayacha ani kta le facebook status lekhadai vanecha
Kta: kti haru bhaneko bus ra train jastai hun, aauta gaya aarko aaehalcha.
Tati kai ma tyo status kti le dekhecha ani usle pani aarko stus lekhiche
Kti: kta ra taxi bhaneko aautai ho, aakjana lai bolaya sabai aaucha aakkai choti
Nepali Funny Jokes
Aachanak ghar ma buhari rudai rudai bhitra chirchin ani sasu aama le tyo dekhera sodhchin
Sasu aama: haina k vayo timi lai? Kina royako yasari?
Buhari: k mero annuhar bhaat khane plate jasto cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena Ni Kati ramro cha cha.
Buhari: k mero aakha tamatar jatro cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena chaena kati ramar meleka chaan.
Buhari: teso bhaya k mero naak venta jatro cha tw?
Sasu aama: chaena k yati ramri chas tw kina k vo ra?
Buhari: teso bhaya kina sabai manche le tw tero sasu aama jastai dekhinchas vanchan tw.
Nepali Funny Jokes
Govinda le aauti kti lai I LOVE YOU vanecha ani aafno prem prastab rakhecha tara kti le pachadi pharkera aak jhapad handai k vanis vani cha.
Rudai rudai kti lai govinda le bhanecha: yadi kurai suneko thiyanau vane kina jhapad hanyau?
Nepali Funny Jokes
Hari: haina yrr yo bank wala haru kina yati Pani Hami laai biswas gardainan?
Shyam: kina k vayo aakasi pheri twlai?
Hari: agi paisa liyara bank gako aauta pen tw dhago ma badera rakhachan.
Nepali Funny Jokes
yeuta chor yeuta dhani manchekoma chori garna gayecha. darajma yo lekhera tasiyeko thiyo ” daraj futauna jaruri chaina, kebal 452 number thichnu, agadi rato batan press garyo vane daraj afai khulnecha”. Jaba chor le tyo botton thichyo, alram bajyo ra police ayera tyo chorlai samatera lagyo. jada jadai chor le tyo sahuji lai vanyo “aja bata malai manche sanga biswas harayo”
Ek Muthhi Saas Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Ek muthhi saas na ho
Bisa gholi diu ki) x2
(Tutai afai lai sabai
Jiwan meti diu ki) x2
Maile dherai bisawas gare
Maile dherai maya gare
(Sabai bhram tutyo
Jiwan antya gari diu ki) x2
Ek muthhi saas na ho
Bisa gholi diu ki
Dubayo Papi Mayale Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dubayo papi mayale) x9
(Dubaula prit ma bhanthye
Dubayo papi mayale) x2
(Dubayo papi mayale) x6
(Ramaula prit ma bhanthye
Ruwayo papi maya le) x2
Dosh Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Mutu dhukchha chhati polchha
Aankha bata aashu jharchha
Birsu bhanchhu timilai ta
Tara maile maya garchha)-2
Yaadharule satauchhan
Aankhabata aashu jharchhan
(Dinna timlai dosh)-2
(Timro janti mero malami
Ekai dinama hos)-2
Dil Bhitra Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dil Bhitra cha timro tasbir
Hataunai sakdina ma)x2
(Jhan jhan badchan yad haru)x2
(Ghataunai sakdina ma)x2
Dil Bhitra cha timro tasbir
Hataunai sakdina ma
Dhoka Ko Kheti Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Mero maan reti arkailai bheti)-2
Dhokako kheti garyeu
Timile mai mathi
(Mero maan reti
Arkailai bheti)-2
(Dhokako kheti garyeu
Timile mai mathi)-2
Dhoka Diyau Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dhoka diyau mayalule
Kehi gareko haina)x2
Jalcha mutu khascha aanshu
(Ma royeko chaina)x2
Dherai Lai Badhda Napugla Maya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dherailai Badhda Napugla Maya malai ghataye hunchha)x2
Man bhitra rakhne thawai nabhaye malai hataye hunchha
Ajhai pani ma timro barema Naramro sunna chahanna
Malai eklai pare pani arko saathi chunna chahanna
Dherailai Badhda Napugla Maya malai ghataye hunchha
Dhanbir Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dhanbirlai dhankai pir
Manbirlai manko
Dhanbirlai dhankai pir
Malai deu yo jobanko)_2
Baghi behe baghi behe
Garchheu ki magi bebaha
(Ye aankhama chaina tasbir
Timrai sibaya)-2
Dantaima Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Dantaima nani Dantaima
Mohanipo chhaki timro dantaima)x2
(Hasi deuna maya ekkai phara kholera
Tyo dantelahara
Gasi deuna maya mai sanga
Dil lai dekhi chokho piyara)x2
Tyo aankhai le khichera
Dil lai ma mero photo tasi deu
Yo man nai ma basera
Jug jane maya gasi deu
(Dantaima nani Dantaima)x2
Mohanipo chhaki timro dantaima)x2
Daibale Ni Timro Lagi Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Daibale)x2
(Daibale ni timro lagi
Jodi antai diye pachi)x2
(Maile dine sara khusi)x2
(Timle antai liye pachi)x2
Daibale ... daibale
Chot Diyera Lyrics Pramod Kharel
(Chot Diyera janele
Aausadhi ni batayera jau)x2
(Dilma ajhai timrai naam cha
Metayera jau)x4
Chot Diyera janele
Aausadhi ni batayera jau
Chot Lyrics Pramod Kharel
(Malai chodi tadha bhayau
Man bisaune thau chaina)x2
(Sundar sapana sajaune
Yaha kunai nau chaina)x3
Chokho Maya Garchhu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chokho maya garchu bhantheu
Timi bina marchu bhantheu) x2
Jindagi ka janghar haru
Timi sangai tarchu bhantheu
Chitta Nabhujheko Kura Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chitta nabuje ko kura ma
Chalfal garera jau) x2
(Aau pirati ko biruwa ma) x2
Maljal garera jau
Chitta nabuje ko kura ma
Chalfal garera jau
Chinmai Haschu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chinmai haschu chinmai runchu
Priye timro samjhana ma) x2
Kahile pagal jastai hunchu
Priye timo samjhana ma
(Timrai naam lekhdai kordai
Joon lai tara lai herdai) x2
(Aanshu le nai muhar dhunchu
Priye timro samjhana ma) x2
Chinmai haschu chinmai runchu
Priye timro samjhana ma
Chhodna Mann Bhaye Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chhodna mann chha vane
Chhodda hunchha
Jodna mann chha vane
Jodda hunchha)-3
Tadha hudai gareko maya
Tadha banaune manche pani
Ek na ek din runchha
(Malai jastai timlai pani
Kina dard hudaina
Sacho maya ma yaha kahilai
Kunai shart hudaina)-2
Chhodi Janu Raichha Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chhodi janu raicha aakhir
Kina layau jhuto maya)x2
(Kaha chau hola kaha)x2 timi
Timilai samjhi rudai chu yaha
Mero jasto dukhi jiwan aru kasko hola
Samjhiyera aba malai khai ko po rola
Chham Chham Chameli Lyrics Aastha Raut, Pramod Kharel
Chham chham chameli aauan meri piyari
(Sang sangai nachaula)x2
(Barule kammar bhachaula)x3
Chham chham piyara deuna malai sahara
Maski maski nachaula
(Barule kammar bhachaula)x4
(Chham chham oh nachau chham chham)x2
Chayera Fuleu Ya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chahera phuleu ya nachaherai phuleu
Phulna ta phuleu ni)x2
(Chahera bhuleu ya nachaherai bhuleu)x2
Bhulna ta bhuleu ni
Timle malai bhule pani
Maile timlai bhulnai sakina
Dali feri phulnai sakina
Chal Batas Chal Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chal batas chal chal ajhai begle chal)x2
(Chal bats chal chal ajhai begle chal
(Unko roop herne man cha
Roop ko ras paan garne man cha)x2
Udai de udai de tyo pacheuri malmal
(Chal batas chal chal ajhai begle chal)x2)x2
Chahidaina Lyrics by Pramod Kharel
(Chahidaina kehi adhar kholi
Hasa kafi cha) x2
(Dui mutu ko eutai mala) x3
(Gasa kafi cha) x2
Chahidaina kehi adhar kholi
Hasa kafi cha
Gairi Khetko Sirai Hanyo Lyrics Asha Bhosle (Gairi khetko sirai hanyo Barsha yamko daraundi le) X2 (Nauni jasto mero man) X2 Chira paryo (Us...