Nepali Funny Jokes
Aachanak ghar ma buhari rudai rudai bhitra chirchin ani sasu aama le tyo dekhera sodhchin
Sasu aama: haina k vayo timi lai? Kina royako yasari?
Buhari: k mero annuhar bhaat khane plate jasto cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena Ni Kati ramro cha cha.
Buhari: k mero aakha tamatar jatro cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena chaena kati ramar meleka chaan.
Buhari: teso bhaya k mero naak venta jatro cha tw?
Sasu aama: chaena k yati ramri chas tw kina k vo ra?
Buhari: teso bhaya kina sabai manche le tw tero sasu aama jastai dekhinchas vanchan tw.
Duejana laamkhutte kura gardai rahechan ani aauta le aarko lai sodhecha
Pahelo laamkhutte: lu bhaan tw manche hami bhanda kati gun asana hunchan?
Aarko lamkhutte: lou kaha sana hunu, hami bhanda lakhau guna thula hunchan ni
Pahelo lamkhutte: haina Ni yadi thula bhako bhaya tyo hami pani chirna nasakne jhul bhitra kasari pase tw.
Aauta ghar ko chau ma duejana gadha haru aak aarka saga guff gariraheka rahechan
Pahilo gadha: malai tw mero malik le jahila kuteko kutai garcha, malai tw dherai dukha cha yrr yaha
Aarko gadha: teso bhaya ghar chodera bhagna tw kina basirakhe ko yaha chai?
Pahilo gadha: bhagna tw maan cha Tara mero malik ko aauti ramri chori che, ani usle kahila kahi kaam bigarda jahila tero BA ma yahi gadha saga gardinchu vancha. Tyahi parkhe KO yrr
Khana khadai garda sasu aama le aachanak khana ma dhunga bhetichin ani risaudai bhanichin
Sasu aama: tero dueta aakha KO k kaam jaba ki tw aauta sano dhunga dekhadinas khana ma pareko?
Buhari: teso bhaya tapai KO tyo 32 ota daatha KO k kaam jaba ki tapai teti mula sano dhunga chapauna saknu hunna.
Dhurmus kudai kudai suntali bhathum pugecha ani bhanecha
Dhurmush: suntali tyo pallo ghar KO kti lai tw English nai aaudaina rahecha?
Suntali: kasari thaha payau tw?
Dhurmus: ani maela I LOVE YOU vaneko, reply dinu parne thauma aak jhaapad hani malai tw.
Jaba pahilo ghanti lagera class ma sir pasnu vayo ani sabai lai aauta kura sodhnu vayo
Sir: timi haru ko ko lai aafu murkha chu jasto lagcha aakchoti ubhivayara dekhau?
Tyahi bela ram matra uthayo
Sir: ram timi aafu lai yati murkha thanchau ra?
Ram: haina sir, tapai matra uthnuu vako ramro lagena tesaila ho sir.
Vasme don le aafno girlfriend lai phone garecha
Vasme don: kata chau baby timi aahila?
Girlfriend: matw baba saga 5-star hotel gayara BMW car ma ghar pharkadai chu. Timi kata chau?
Vasme don: mah timi chadeko tempo ko pachadi jundirako chu maela tempo ko bhada deko chu, timle dinu pardaina.
Aakdin thula thula desh bich tarbar competition parecha ani Nepal bata rajesh Dai janu vayacha.
Pakistan ko manche le aauta syaau hawa ma udayara 6 tukra parecha, India ko le aauta suntala udayara 10 tukra parecha ani chaina ko le aauta angur udayara 20 tukra parecha.
Rajesh Dai KO palo aauta machaad chyapa pakadera ani hawa ma udayara tarbar hallaunu vayacha Tara macchad udera gayacha
Darsaak: haina tyo macchad tw udera gayo tw tapai le harnu vayo rajesh Dai.
Rajesh Dai: chup lag, aaba dekhi tyo macchad kahila baau banna sakdaena.
Pati ra patni ko thulo jhagada hudai rahecha tati kai ma pati le risayara patni lai vanecha
Pati: tw pagalne hoss
Patni: thikai tw ho yatdi doctor saga BA gareko bhaya doctorni hunthiya.
3 jana sthi haru aak aarka ko saga aafno budi ko barema guff gardai hasdai rahechan ani pahilo le vanecha
Pahilo sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki kursi ma basi bhane kursi nai bhachincha.
Dossro sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki kahila kahi tempo ma chadna gayo vane tempo wala le 4jana ko paisa hami 2 jana saga lincha.
Tesro sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki akdin dhobi ko ma lera gako usko luga tasle tw yaha luga matra dhune ho kunai tent ko kapada dhudinam vanyo.
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