Nepali Funny Jokes
Govinda le aauti kti lai I LOVE YOU vanecha ani aafno prem prastab rakhecha tara kti le pachadi pharkera aak jhapad handai k vanis vani cha.
Rudai rudai kti lai govinda le bhanecha: yadi kurai suneko thiyanau vane kina jhapad hanyau?
Aauta manche haru ko bhiid ma sabai bhanda budo manche le jawan haru lai sodhecha
Budo manche: sabai bhanda chokho ra asli bahun kasto huncha?
Aak Yuba le uthera uttar diyachan: asli bahun tyahi ho jo temple run game khelda ni jutta fukalera khelne garcha.
Duejana kta ra kti hotel ma khana khayara basirakhe ka rahechan tati kai ma kta le bhanecha
Kta: timi lai mah aauta Kura bhanchu hai?
Kti: bhanana k Kura ho.
Kta: I LOVE YOU mah timi lai maan parauchu
Kti: yo timi k bhandai chau, mah timi lai maya Gardena
Kta: teso vaya waiter khana KO bill chutta chuttai liyara aaeja tw
Kti: haina haina mah tw jiske KO potw. I LOVE YOU TOO
Aak jana babu aakdam thakith ra aadhyaro aanuhar liyara babaji ko ma gayachan.
Babaji: haina k vayo timi lai vana tw?
Dukhi manche: babaji sarai pida ma chu chori ko karan le?
Babaji: kina k vayo malai vana mah samadhan gardinchu.
Dukhi manche: malai jahila mah ghar chadera bhagchu vanne garche. Malai tension vaesako babaji
Babaji: tension linu pardaina, chori ko purai kapal katdau ani tikle balaedau ani bhagne vanda ni ghar bata bahira nai jane kura gardina.
Aak jana manche le aauta chidiyakhana kholeko rahechaa ani tasko bhitra chirne entry fee chair s 50 rakhecha. Tara tyaha harna kohi aayanacha ani usle sayad mahango bhayo hola vanera gatayaraa rs 30 rakhecha.
Usle kramasa rup ma ghataudai gayacha tara harna kohi aayanacha taskaran antim ma purai free entry banaediyacha. Taba manche haru saab aayachan ani aakai chin ma tyahaa thulo bhid lagecha.
Jaba manche haru bhitra gaya ani main dhoka banda gardiyara tyaha bhitra ko baagha ko khoor kholdiyacha ani vanecha aaba bahira jana rs 500 lagne cha.
Ramesh aak daam niras bhayako dekhera taasko sathi le sodhecha
Sathi: k vayo yrr? Kina yati saro niras vako tw?
Ramesh: hijo life insurance ko manche saga kura vako thiyo.
Sathi: ani k votw?
Ramesh: aakxin kura gareko tasle tw bachnu vanda marnu nai dherai phaeda hudo rahecha insurance garera vanne banaediyo.
Shere bihanai risayara bato hiddai rahecha ani utikherai aafno sathi lai bhetecha
Sathi: k cha shere ani kina fuliyako anuhar liyara hideko?
Shere: maela asti aauta kukur kinera lyako thiya.
Sathi: ani khai tw kukur?
Shere: choor aauda bhagaucha bhanera palna lera aako aarko din tw kukur nai chori bhayo.
Aauta kti aafno premi saga bichod bhaya paxi talau ko chau ma basera pani ma dhunga handai thie.
Acchanak tyaha bata aauta vyaguti niskera vanna lagi
Vyaguti: aafno kta ale chadyo vandai ma yaha mero buda ko tauko futauna dhunga kina hanna lagis.
Aak din dhurmus hawaejahaj chadna bhanera airport gayacha ani bhitra basera saab tira harna thalecha
Dhurmus: manche le bhanne garthiya aki hawaejahaj bata aaru tala ka manche kamila jastai dekhinchan bhanera. Ho rahecha
Chaau ko aarko manche: dai tini haru kamila nai hun, hawaejahaj aajhai udeko chaena
Aaka bihanai aak jadiya mandir gayacha rat yaha haat joddai binti garecha
Jadiya: hay prabhu k tapai mero rakshi chutauna sakknu huncha?
Bhagawan: aawasya kina nasaknu yasto ramro kaam.
Jadiya: teso bhaya prabhu hijo maro 6 bottle rakshi police le pakdiya tyo chutaedinu paryo.
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