Nepali Funny Jokes
Maya pareko kahi samaya paxi kta ra kti ko bichod bhayacha ani kta le facebook status lekhadai vanecha
Kta: kti haru bhaneko bus ra train jastai hun, aauta gaya aarko aaehalcha.
Tati kai ma tyo status kti le dekhecha ani usle pani aarko stus lekhiche
Kti: kta ra taxi bhaneko aautai ho, aakjana lai bolaya sabai aaucha aakkai choti
Aakdin america ma basne Gopal le gau ko sathi lai guff dina phone lagayacha.
Gopal: oii sitaram tw rehana lai chinchas?
Sitaram: chindina ko ho ty?
Gopal: tyo America ko charchit gaaeka ho. Tw k chinthies yaha ka prasidda manche lai
Sitaram: tw shyame lai chinchas?
Gopal: chindina mah tasto sano manche lai ko ho tyo?
Sitaram: kahila gaau ma basdainas, tyo tero budi ko naya boyfriend ho.
Aauta purai bank 4jana chor milera lutechan ani sagai baseko cashier lai pani lana khojechan
Cashier: yatro vaya var ko paisa tw lagihalyau, aaba malai chai kina lanu paryo timi haru le?
Choor haru: ani yo saab paisa chai kasle gancha tyaha pugera.
geeta ra sita kura gardai rahechan
geeta: sita aaba mah mahes saga kahila BA garna sakdina ?
sita: kina k vayo? Timle uslai aarkai kti saga dekhayau ki k ho?
Geeta: haina ni uslai chai malai aarkai kta saga dekhayo hijo
Aauta srimati le logne lai bhanche
Srimati: timi le hijo malai gali gardai thiyau ni nindra ma?
Logne: timi jhukiyau jasto cha, mah nidayako thiena tati khera.
Life of an Nepali Guy:
Traffic- 21%
Dad’s “Timi bat hudain”- 22%
Boss’ Abuse- 12%
Girl’s “Lets stay frenz”- 14%
Watching “Loading..”- 31%
एकदम खतरनाक chat.
Boy- Hi….
Girl- mero number kasale diyo..?
Boy-सुलभ सोचालयबाट मिल्यो..
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वर्षको पहिलो ज्ञान
गरीबहरुको हाइ र पत्निहरुको राय
कहिल्यै लिनु हुदैन ।
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