Nepali Jokes Collection Part 6

Nepali Funny Jokes

केटीहरु बिहे भर जाँदा किन रुन्छन ?

केटा केटीलाई सोध्दै : तिमी केटीहरु बिहे भएर जाँदा किन रुन्छौ ?

केटी : अनि के त …. आफ्नो घर बाट लगेर तलाई अर्काको घरमा भाडा माझ्न, लुगा धुन, घर सफा गर्न लगायो भने…. त के नाच्छस ?

Nepali Jokes

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Nepali Funny Jokes

Maya pareko kahi samaya paxi kta ra kti ko bichod bhayacha ani kta le facebook status lekhadai vanecha

Kta: kti haru bhaneko bus ra train jastai hun, aauta gaya aarko aaehalcha.

Tati kai ma tyo status kti le dekhecha ani usle pani aarko stus lekhiche

Kti: kta ra taxi bhaneko aautai ho, aakjana lai bolaya sabai aaucha aakkai choti

Nepali Jokes Collection Part 5

Nepali Funny Jokes

Aachanak ghar ma buhari rudai rudai bhitra chirchin ani sasu aama le tyo dekhera sodhchin

Sasu aama: haina k vayo timi lai? Kina royako yasari?

Buhari: k mero annuhar bhaat khane plate jasto cha ra?

Sasu aama: chaena Ni Kati ramro cha cha.

Buhari: k mero aakha tamatar jatro cha ra?

Sasu aama: chaena chaena kati ramar meleka chaan.

Buhari: teso bhaya k mero naak venta jatro cha tw?

Sasu aama: chaena k yati ramri chas tw kina k vo ra?

Buhari: teso bhaya kina sabai manche le tw tero sasu aama jastai dekhinchas vanchan tw.

Nepali Jokes Collection Part 3

Nepali Funny Jokes

Govinda le aauti kti lai I LOVE YOU vanecha ani aafno prem prastab rakhecha tara kti le pachadi pharkera aak jhapad handai k vanis vani cha.

Rudai rudai kti lai govinda le bhanecha: yadi kurai suneko thiyanau vane kina jhapad hanyau?

Nepali Jokes Collection Part 2

Nepali Funny Jokes

Hari: haina yrr yo bank wala haru kina yati Pani Hami laai biswas gardainan?

Shyam: kina k vayo aakasi pheri twlai?

Hari: agi paisa liyara bank gako aauta pen tw dhago ma badera rakhachan.

Nepali Jokes Collection Part 1

Nepali Funny Jokes 

yeuta chor yeuta dhani manchekoma chori garna gayecha. darajma yo lekhera tasiyeko thiyo ” daraj futauna jaruri chaina, kebal 452 number thichnu, agadi rato batan press garyo vane daraj afai khulnecha”. Jaba chor le tyo botton thichyo, alram bajyo ra police ayera tyo chorlai samatera lagyo. jada jadai chor le tyo sahuji lai vanyo “aja bata malai manche sanga biswas harayo”

Ek Muthhi Saas Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Ek Muthhi Saas Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Ek muthhi saas na ho

Bisa gholi diu ki) x2

(Tutai afai lai sabai 

Jiwan meti diu ki) x2

Maile dherai bisawas gare 

Maile dherai maya gare

(Sabai bhram tutyo 

Jiwan antya gari diu ki) x2

Ek muthhi saas na ho 

Bisa gholi diu ki

Dubayo Papi Mayale Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dubayo Papi Mayale Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dubayo papi mayale) x9

(Dubaula prit ma bhanthye 

Dubayo papi mayale) x2

(Dubayo papi mayale) x6

(Ramaula prit ma bhanthye 

Ruwayo papi maya le) x2

Dosh Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dosh Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Mutu dhukchha chhati polchha 

 Aankha bata aashu jharchha

Birsu bhanchhu timilai ta

 Tara maile maya garchha)-2

Yaadharule satauchhan

 Aankhabata aashu jharchhan

(Dinna timlai dosh)-2

(Timro janti mero malami 

Ekai dinama hos)-2

Dil Bhitra Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dil Bhitra Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dil Bhitra cha timro tasbir

Hataunai sakdina ma)x2

(Jhan jhan badchan yad haru)x2

(Ghataunai sakdina ma)x2

Dil Bhitra cha timro tasbir

Hataunai sakdina ma

Dhoka Ko Kheti Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dhoka Ko Kheti Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Mero maan reti arkailai bheti)-2

Dhokako kheti garyeu 

Timile mai mathi

(Mero maan reti 

Arkailai bheti)-2

(Dhokako kheti garyeu 

Timile mai mathi)-2

Dhoka Diyau Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dhoka Diyau Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dhoka diyau mayalule 

Kehi gareko haina)x2

Jalcha mutu khascha aanshu

(Ma royeko chaina)x2

Dherai Lai Badhda Napugla Maya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dherai Lai Badhda Napugla Maya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dherailai Badhda Napugla Maya malai ghataye hunchha)x2 

Man bhitra rakhne thawai nabhaye malai hataye hunchha 

Ajhai pani ma timro barema Naramro sunna chahanna

Malai eklai pare pani arko saathi chunna chahanna

Dherailai Badhda Napugla Maya malai ghataye hunchha 

Dhanbir Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dhanbir Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dhanbirlai dhankai pir 

Manbirlai manko

Dhanbirlai dhankai pir 

Malai deu yo jobanko)_2

Baghi behe baghi behe

Garchheu ki magi bebaha

(Ye aankhama chaina tasbir 

Timrai sibaya)-2

Dantaima Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Dantaima Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Dantaima nani Dantaima

Mohanipo chhaki timro dantaima)x2

(Hasi deuna maya ekkai phara kholera

Tyo dantelahara

Gasi deuna maya mai sanga

Dil lai dekhi chokho piyara)x2

Tyo aankhai le khichera

Dil lai ma mero photo tasi deu

Yo man nai ma basera

Jug jane maya gasi deu

(Dantaima nani Dantaima)x2

Mohanipo chhaki timro dantaima)x2

Daibale Ni Timro Lagi Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Daibale Ni Timro Lagi Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Daibale)x2

(Daibale ni timro lagi 

Jodi antai diye pachi)x2

(Maile dine sara khusi)x2

(Timle antai liye pachi)x2

Daibale ... daibale 

Chot Diyera Lyrics Pramod Kharel

Chot Diyera Lyrics Pramod Kharel

(Chot Diyera janele 

Aausadhi ni batayera jau)x2

(Dilma ajhai timrai naam cha 

Metayera jau)x4

Chot Diyera janele 

Aausadhi ni batayera jau

Chot Lyrics Pramod Kharel

Chot Lyrics Pramod Kharel

(Malai chodi tadha bhayau 

Man bisaune thau chaina)x2

(Sundar sapana sajaune 

Yaha kunai nau chaina)x3

Chokho Maya Garchhu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chokho Maya Garchhu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chokho maya garchu bhantheu 

Timi bina marchu bhantheu) x2

Jindagi ka janghar haru 

Timi sangai tarchu bhantheu

Chitta Nabhujheko Kura Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chitta Nabhujheko Kura Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chitta nabuje ko kura ma 

Chalfal garera jau) x2

(Aau pirati ko biruwa ma) x2

Maljal garera jau

Chitta nabuje ko kura ma 

Chalfal garera jau

Chinmai Haschu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chinmai Haschu Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chinmai haschu chinmai runchu  

Priye timro samjhana ma) x2

Kahile pagal jastai hunchu 

Priye timo samjhana ma

(Timrai naam lekhdai kordai 

Joon lai tara lai herdai) x2

(Aanshu le nai muhar dhunchu 

Priye timro samjhana ma) x2

Chinmai haschu chinmai runchu  

Priye timro samjhana ma

Chhodna Mann Bhaye Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chhodna Mann Bhaye Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chhodna mann chha vane

Chhodda hunchha

Jodna mann chha vane

Jodda hunchha)-3

Tadha hudai gareko maya

Tadha banaune manche pani

Ek na ek din runchha

(Malai jastai timlai pani

Kina dard hudaina

Sacho maya ma yaha kahilai

Kunai shart hudaina)-2

Chhodi Janu Raichha Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chhodi Janu Raichha Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chhodi janu raicha aakhir 

Kina layau jhuto maya)x2

(Kaha chau hola kaha)x2 timi 

Timilai samjhi rudai chu yaha 

Mero jasto dukhi jiwan aru kasko hola 

Samjhiyera aba malai khai ko po rola 

Chham Chham Chameli Lyrics Aastha Raut, Pramod Kharel

Chham Chham Chameli Lyrics Aastha Raut, Pramod Kharel

Chham chham chameli aauan meri piyari 

(Sang sangai nachaula)x2

(Barule kammar bhachaula)x3

Chham chham piyara deuna malai sahara

Maski maski nachaula 

(Barule kammar bhachaula)x4

(Chham chham oh nachau chham chham)x2

Chayera Fuleu Ya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chayera Fuleu Ya Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chahera phuleu ya nachaherai phuleu 

Phulna ta phuleu ni)x2

(Chahera bhuleu ya nachaherai bhuleu)x2 

Bhulna ta bhuleu ni 

Timle malai bhule pani 

Maile timlai bhulnai sakina 

Dali feri phulnai sakina 

Chal Batas Chal Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chal Batas Chal Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chal batas chal chal ajhai begle chal)x2

(Chal bats chal chal ajhai begle chal

(Unko roop herne man cha   

Roop ko ras paan garne man cha)x2

Udai de udai de tyo pacheuri malmal

(Chal batas chal chal ajhai begle chal)x2)x2

Chahidaina Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

Chahidaina Lyrics by Pramod Kharel

(Chahidaina  kehi adhar kholi 

Hasa kafi cha) x2

(Dui mutu ko eutai mala) x3

(Gasa kafi cha) x2 

Chahidaina  kehi adhar kholi 

Hasa kafi cha