Nepali Funny Jokes
Hari: haina yrr yo bank wala haru kina yati Pani Hami laai biswas gardainan?
Shyam: kina k vayo aakasi pheri twlai?
Hari: agi paisa liyara bank gako aauta pen tw dhago ma badera rakhachan.
Aauta pahad ko chau ma basne bhyagutaa jotisi ko ma gayacha ani aafno bhabisya k kasto cha harna lagayacha.
Jotisi: aaba chitai tero jindagi ma aauta ramro kti aaune che ani tasle tero mutu chorera laejancha
Vyaguta: ehh hora jotisi baje dherai khusi ko samachaar po dinu bhayacha tw malai
Jotisi: alik samaliyara baas tyo kti dekhi.
Vyaguta: kina ni jotisi baa? Kaha bata aauche tyo kti?
Jotisi: tyo kti biology ko practical lab Bata aaudai che tero lagi.
Yo kura le vyaguta behos bhayacha.
Janak aafu le aafu lai sangitkaar thanne gardathiyo ani sadhai geet gayara basthiyo
Aak din usle aafno geet aauta ghar jadai gareko kisan lai sunauna thalyo.
Aakxin pachi tyo kisan ko aakha bata aasu jharna thalyo ani runa thalyo
Janak: malai aaja dherai khusi lageko cha ki mero geet sunera timro aakha bata aasu jharyo. Mero geet timle matra ramari bujheka rahechau.
Kisan: mah tapai ko geet le roheko haina ani hajur.
Janak: lou ani teso vaya kina royako tw?
Kisan: asti ko barsa mero ghar ko goru marnu bhanda aagadi yastai awwaz nikaleko thiyo. Tyahi samjhiyara aasu aayo haju
Dhurmus le aak Jana kti lai dherai maya garne rahecha tara kahila vanna sakeko thiyana.
Aak din usle aat garera tyo kti lai I love you lekhera pathaune nirnaya gareracha. Usle kti lai I LOVE YOU lekhera kti KO number ma pathayacha.
Usle pathako 1 minute bhitrai message KO reply aayacha ani dhurmus dherai khusi vayacha. Usle sochacha aaba bholi bihanai nuhayara ani mandir gayara taspaxi matra message harchu. Dhurmus le raat bhari tyahi kti ko sapana masta dekhecha ani dherai khusi vayacha.
Bihana pakha uthere saab kaam sakera ani bhagawaan ko naam japdai message herecha ani message ma lekhiyako thiyo ki
Tapai KO number ma jamma Rs 0.44 vayaka Karan message sent huna sakena kirpaya smayamai recharge garnu hola.
Aauta kti ra kta majalai park ma basirakhe ka rahechan ani tyahi bela ma kta le sodhecha
Kta: k timi mah saga ghumna janchau aaja?
Kti: jana tw janchu tara kata laejanchau pahila vana?
Kta: timi lai jata jana maan cha tyahi laejanchu.
Kti: hora teso vaya hida jam shopping garna
Kta: didi kasam matw jiskirako thiya tapai saga.
Road ma 3 jana keta haru scooty ma para bata aaudai rahechan ani trafiic le bich ma gayara rokna khojecha
Traffic: oii tyo scooty rook
Kta haru: traffic sir aaba yaha aaru thau chaena tapai lai lana arko scooty ma aaunu hola.
Aakdin aauta baccha aakdam dhyaan diyara aauta pustak padirakheko thiyo ani tyo pustak ko naam chai baacha haru ko palan posan kasari gare?
Tyati nai khera baccha ko aama aaepugechin ra sodhichin
Aama: haina tw yo kitab kina padirakheko chas?
Chora: mah yo janna chahanchu ki aajkal mero palan posan ramro saga bhaerakhe ko cha ki chaena.
Aak sikchyak sabai bidyarthi lai aakai thau ma rakhera ajanawar ra chara haru china sikaudai huncha. Tyahi samaya ma usle aak bidyarthi lai uthayara prasna garchan
Sikchyak: lou bhana tw yo chara ko naam k ho?
bidyarthi: thaha chaena sir.
Sikchyak: yasari khutta herera pani china sakdaenau k ho timro naam?
Vidyarthi: teso bhaya tapai pani mero khutta hererai chinnu natw naam k ho vanera.
Aak raat chora ra bau bhansa ma basera guff gardai rahechan ani bau le bharkhar bharkhar chora lai boarding scool ma haleko rahecha.
Bau ko maan ma kahi sodham jasto lagecha
Bau: chora lu bhaan tw 1 2 3 paxi kati aaucha?
Chora: 4 5 6 aaucha baba
Bau: bafree janne bhayacha ani 7 8 paxi kati aaucha pheri bhaan tw?
Chora: 9 ani 10 aaucha baba
Bau: haina dherai janne bhayacha yati sanai ma saab aaucha twlai. Aaba bhaan tw 10 paxi k aaucha?
Chora: baba yaspaxi tw gulam, missii ani bassa aaucha ni.
Bus accident vako kahi samaya paxi driver lai aak side ma bolayara police le sodhpuch garna thalecha
Police: accident kasari bhayo tw ?
Driver: khai sir ma tw bhada uthaudai thiya pachadi.
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