Nepali Funny Jokes
yeuta chor yeuta dhani manchekoma chori garna gayecha. darajma yo lekhera tasiyeko thiyo ” daraj futauna jaruri chaina, kebal 452 number thichnu, agadi rato batan press garyo vane daraj afai khulnecha”. Jaba chor le tyo botton thichyo, alram bajyo ra police ayera tyo chorlai samatera lagyo. jada jadai chor le tyo sahuji lai vanyo “aja bata malai manche sanga biswas harayo”
Two married womens are talking about their husband
First Wife: my husband is very kind. He weeps when someone kills goat too.
Second wife: my husband is more kind. He weeps while cutting turnip (Pyaaj) too.
Wife: How much you love me?
Husband: As much as Saharja does
Wife: If so, after i am dead, you will make a taj mahal in my remembrance.
Husband: I have already bought land for it. You are doing late.
Bhikari: saheb, yek rupaiya dinus
saheb: laaj lagdaina? sadak ma uviyera vik magna lai?
bhikari: ani k ta tero yek rupaiya ko lagi ma office kholau ta?
yeuta jungle ma yeuta nangai keta bath gari raheko theyo .. tyo jungle ko animals haru le tyo keta lai dekhera hasna thalyo..
keta le animal lai sode cha timiharu kina hasa ko ha?
animal: aba k bhanu sabai jana ko puchar pchadi huncha tero chai agadi cha..
Janmine bitikai Dudh ko bottle
Alik thulo vayo, pepsiko bottle,
jawanima beerko bottle,
tespachi whiskyko bottle,
kidneyle kaam garna chadyo glucoseko bottle,
operation garyo, ragatko bottle,
jiwan samapta bhayo, gangajalko bottle!
pahilo gadha: yar mero malik le malai sadhai kutne garcha!
doshro gadha: teso vaye vagera ja ta ! kina tesko ma baseko ta ajhai?
pahilo gadha: vagera ta janthe tara yeha vabisya ramro dekhera vagna maan chaina yar!
dosro gadha: vabisya ramro cha rey tara kasari?
pailo gada: malik ko yeuti ramri chori chey ani chori kaile kai badmasi gare dherai badmashi garyo vane, tero bihe gadha sanga gardinchu vancha!! yehi aash ma baseko chu yar
Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!
Ghar ma chora purai raksi KO jyaap ma aayacha.
Ghar ma babu le nathapaun bhanera hatapata laptop kholera paddna basecha.
Tati khera thikka babu aaepugechan
Babu: k ho tero tarika aaja Pani Raksi khayara aaesa?
Choro: haina haina buba aaja tw mah agi dekhi laptop ma padi rakheko chu.
Babu: twlai gadha tyo suitcase kholera k padis ha.
Shere naam gareko kta aakdin bhagawan ko tapasya garna thalecha.
Aachanak bhagawan le taslai darsan dinu bhayacha.
Bhagawan: bhaan shere tw k chahancha?
Shere: malai aauta jagir, ani thulo aauta gadi ani tasma purai kti nai kti hoss prabhu.
Bhagawan: tero ekchya pura hoss.
(Bhichara shere aaja tyo aauta girl’s school ko bus driver vayako cha.)
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